Sh*tty Christians

Episode 94 - The War on Women

This week Zac and Michael tackle the impending end of Roe V. Wade and the federal right to choose. Michael rants about cops, Zac tries to crack a non-problematic joke about Madison Cawthorne. They both hate Obama. It's not as funny as last episode but abortion's no fun if the homies can't have none. 

 

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Episode 93 - CAPTIVATING: Feat. Kelsey Lahr

This week Zac and Michael are once again joined by impresario, naturalist, and writer Kelsey Lahr! They dig into the distaff follow-up to WILD AT HEART, the deeply-upsetting CAPTIVATING. Through their journey into the heart of woman they learn the three kinds of women (and how they are all wrong)--that Mel Gibson is hot and that marriage to a man is the only key to happiness! It's not great but we have a good time!

Episode 92 - WILD AT HEART ft. Kelsey Lahr

This week Zac and Michael are joined by all-time returning guest and honorary Shitty Christian host, Kelsey Lahr! They dive into John Eldredge's sweaty, desperate tome about masculinity and how to enjoy the strength of your fellow men, WILD AT HEART. Along the way, they finally learn that Braveheart is more important than the Bible and to fill that inner wound with whatever makes you feel good.

 

Follow Kelsey on twitter here:

https://twitter.com/kelseylahr?s=21&t=keqnihI1HEIsnUxzXEzfgA

Episode 91 - Insane in the Ukraine Ft. GRIMM

This week Zac and Michael are joined by Shitty Christians Foreign Correspondent, GRIMM, to talk about the Assassination of the Ukraine by the Coward Vladimir Putin. They dig into the many ways in which NATO has goaded Russia and then tried to make things better by arming Nazis. Are there any good guys? Do they make a joke at Michael's expense? Tune in this week to find out!

 

You can find Grimm on twitter here: https://twitter.com/ExileGrimm?s=20&t=f7Bv7-YGTvhZ8h_0A59kGw

Episode 90 - Focus on Your Own Damn Family

This week Zac and Michael talk about the horrific shooting in Portland--which the cops immediately lied about before continuing to lie about and then being pressured into - finally- some more public lying. Then they delve into Focus on the Family's NEWS site. The good news (eh, eh) is that it's no worse than the (failing) New York Times.... but that's also the bad news! 

Episode 89 - Brooks Bothers

This week Zac and Michael delve into the dark heart of depravity--by talking about Zac's skincare regiment. Then they finally ease into 2022 and talk about their resolutions. At last, the two of them read an article by America's dumbest, horniest son--David Brooks. Turn out the only thing he loves more than centrist polemics about capitalism is the work of literal pedophiles!

Episode 88 - Baptist Wine

This week Zac and Michael are back to talk about the New Year and the new flesh that we are welcoming into our homes. We learn how Michael got owned so badly he'll never recover and Zac rants about something - but we weren't listening so you'll have to wait and see what about! 

 

Then they delve into a bizarrely soft-glow portrait of Jerry Falwell Jr. and his merry band of predators in the pages of Vanity Fair! It's disgusting!

Episode 87 - Guys Wide Shut - Feat GRIFT

Happy Epiphany! This week for the twelfth night of Christmas Zac and Michael are joined by returning guest, honorary Shitty Christian and real grifter, GRIFT! The three of them take a long journey into the greatest story ever told with Stanley Kubrick's classic Christmas story, EYES WIDE SHUT.

They learn about marriage, themselves, and the ubiquity of sex cabals. It's a holiday feast for all! 

Please take the time to follow Grift! And check out his amazing store filled with excellent merch!

https://twitter.com/griftsh0p?s=21

https://grift.shop

 

And finally--please forgive some of the audio for being uneven. We were all recording from home and had to make do. Enjoy!

Episode 86 - Roe‘d to Perdition

This week Zac and Michael dig into their cozy holiday bags of gifts and look at... Chuck Schumer? Michael finally lets Zac rant about the Senate Majority's leader complete absence from governance except for the man's love affair with bad twitter memes. Then they take the rest of the podcast to look at the death of Roe V. Wade and legal abortion in much of the country. Christmas is on its way and before you know it--everybody may be forced to give birth outside with the animals. That might not be very funny, but you try writing a joke about abortion.

Episode 85 - The Many Elons of Capital

This week Zac and Michael are back after a whirlwind adventure to Orlando--where they breathed the free air--mostly riddled by covid. It's a looser episode where they talk about the failures of the Obama presidency, the neutrality of technology and difficulty of liberation and what a messy bitch Zac becomes at weddings!