Sh*tty Christians

Episode 74 - Unbiblical Counseling Featuring Christopher Daniel Thomas

This week Zac and Michael are joined by filmmaker and content creator Christopher Daniel Thomas! They discuss his background as a regular baptist and adulthood being harassed by megachurches trying to imprison him for his *depraved* TikToks! We then dig into the history of Biblical Counseling, a world and discipline that Christopher grew up in the center of. Finally, they discuss Christopher's new Youtube series MAGNIFY, about re-examining elements of our faith!

 

Here's a link to  the trailer for Christopher's new Youtube series, MAGNIFY: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNe0HHq928&t=5s

 

And his twitter handle!

https://twitter.com/callmecdt?s=21

Episode 73 - The Joy of Gay Advent

This week Zac and Michael talk about that hot new trend--faith based investing! Now, you can exploit people AND make a little bit of money. This is a totally new idea. Then they dig into a gospel coalition screed about how Pride is the new Advent--which sounds like an upgrade to our hosts!

Episode 72 - The Great Matriarchal Spirit

This week Zac and Michael take a peek into the past of one of their problematic favs--THE TRANSFORMED WIFE. They find some skeletons in her closet--most disturbing of all a *feminist* past! Then they dig into the upcoming SBC election for president where the candidates couldn't be more different! One candidate loves, supports, and slavishly services Trump and the other believes Trump might literally be Jesus in disguise. Gonna be a tight race! Finally, they explore how the right has completely coalesced  behind a simple, god-emperor solution. 

Note: a listener was kind enough to point out that Demi Lovato goes by they/them pronouns. Apologies to our non binary friends and to Demi who has been through enough goddamnit!

Episode 71 - The Abortion Fortune

This week Zac and Michael watch Nick Loeb's poison pen love letter to the embryos he considers his children, ROE V WADE. There they learn about how Catholics are actually oppressed and a catchy song about how lucrative abortion can be. Finally, they dive into the life of Nick Loeb--the Failson's Failson--a man who somehow only an assistant job when his uncle owned a movie studio and nearly caused an international incident with his own personal brand of breaded onions.

Episode 70 - The Church of Q

This week Zac and Michael take a scenic trip to our nation's rich and fragrant asshole--Scottsdale, Arizona! There, they check in on petty tyrant and pussification-enthusiast Mark Driscoll. Along the way, they also explore the continued fusion of the American right, the White American Church, and Q--where our country's only solidarity is between the psychos who burn their American-flag masks and the wine-moms who just wanna 'save the children.'

Episode 69 - Christian Sex Advice

Prepare for the most salacious episode of Shitty Christians yet! This week Zac and Michael celebrate their 69th episode (nice) by finding some damn Christian Sex Advice--and learn along the way that quickies have a different meaning for Christians and that talking sexual positions over brunch is simply worship for some of our brethren.

 

Tune in for the internet's sexiest podcast!

 

Episode 68 - The Ramsey Rapture

Zac and Michael check in on the world according to Dave Ramsey, evangelical grifter and inventor of the bootstrap puller. We talk pistols at the all-hands and Facebook group espionage. 

Episode 67 - ASSASSIN 33 A.D. - The SC Cut

This week Zac and Michael tackle the cult classic, ASSASSIN 33 AD--a movie that asks the question: is it possible to make an altar call loveably sleazy? They jump back in time to understand--can science kill god? Why are these scientists so hot? Will Zac ever stop talking about Homoeroticism in fascist texts?  AND MORE

Episode 66 - WALL (What is it good for?)

This week Zac and Michael talk about Joe Biden's role in Cronenberg's new movie THE DONALD--wherein Joe slowly morphs into the person of Donald Trump without libs even noticing! Then they take a look at white Christians unwillingness to do the right thing--even by accident. 

 

And check out our new SHITTY CHRISTIANS DISCORD! There will be arguments about Calvinism, spicy chicken, and Zac's phrenological theories! It's a good time!

https://discord.com/invite/c9rNVy2dbe

Episode 65 - The Great Culture Bore

This week Zac and Michael take a moment to dive into the pressing issues of our time--is Doctor Seuss being canceled? Are Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion actually the same as Hitler? Should Lil Nas X have to retire the 'lil' now that he's built? Did Zac and Michael win the culture war? Tune in to find out!