Sh*tty Christians

Episode 64 - Purity (Cult)ure ft. Kim Kiesewetter

This week, Zac and Michael are joined by Kim Kieswetter, sociologist professor and childhood friend to talk all things purity culture: the dangers of spaghetti straps, kindergarten modesty codes, and Kim's experience being an ostracized teen mom in the same church that taught a young Michael the dangers of Shape Magazine. 

Episode 63 - Nun-dercover ft. Grimm

This week Zac and Michael are joined by the internet's very own GRIMM! They talk about global supply chains, special economic zones (not quite as fun as special erogenous zones) and a fleet of badass NUNS going undercover--to fight international slavery.

 

Check out Grimm's twitter here:

https://twitter.com/mugrimm?s=21

 

And subscribe to his patreon comparing Biden and FDR's first 100 days here:

https://www.patreon.com/mugrimm

 

 

Episode 62 - The Holy Feast of Guy Fieri

This week Zac and Michael do their best to  break Chik-Fil-A's unholy grip on the chicken sandwich. Then they talk about how the Democrats saved all those small businesses from having to pay a living wage. Finally, they talk about the biggest breakup since BENNIFER--Beth Moore and the SBC.

Episode 61 - Sex, Guys, and Video Games

This week Zac and Michael encounter a crisis that is threatening the very foundations of society, a disease wasting away Christian Men™ across our great nation, the virus known as Video Games. We take a look at three articles from John Piper's desiring god dot com and learn that all God wants is for men to go to war and have sex--a plan with no downsides for anyone!

Episode 60 - Trial of the Grift Shop 7

This week Zac and Michael are joined by luminary, designer and shitposter of shitposters Grift Shop! They take a look at Aaron Sorkin's movie, THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7! They learn that real revolutionaries always respect prosecuting attorneys and the troops! At the end, Michael starts a riot--but Zac and Grift remind him--voting leads to *real* change.

 

While you're here -- please check out Grift's pop up! This Q hat has besotted our hosts. Avail for a limited time only!

https://grift.shop/collections/the-pop-up-shop

 

And Grift's new podcast as a host! GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT

https://linktr.ee/garbageingarbageout

Episode 59 - Bachelor Nation's Bible Boys

This week Zac and Michael have a confession to make about reality television--but not about the week they spent on REAL WORLD in the Vegas season. They also take a look at dead people we won't miss but we will mock with Rush Limbaugh and demon fighter, chanteur, and christian nationalist, Carmen. Finally, they take another look at the saga of serial assaulter and literal human cannibal, Ravi Zacharias. 

Episode 58 -The Anti-Fun Podcast

This week Zac and Michael take a look at some of our problematic favs like the Southern Baptist Convention, John McCarthur and Re-education Camps. They decide that snowball fights are bad and rules are actually pretty okay (at stopping the spread of a deadly illness and pandemic)!

Episode 57 - These Days ft. Faith & Capital

In keeping with the orthodox theology of 90's sitcoms, it's a crossover episode! 

Chase from Faith and Capital joins us to talk memories of the youth group vomitorium and leaving children on mountains for God. Then, we pump Chase for info on what comes next for socialism in the US and how we as dirty rotten commie christians can get involved. 

Check out Faith and Capital for that good ole John Brown Religion. 

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Episode 56 - The Election Prophecy Multiverse

This week Zac and Michael take a look at the wild world of election prophecies as we slowly gather a collection of river rocks for an unrelated arts and craft project. We check Pat Robertson's prophecy batting average, delve deep into the cope lore of Jesus Christ: time traveler and have our first on-air hatemail read! 

Special thanks to Josiah Sutton for letting us use his track Pawn Shop (Get Through Anything)

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And check out our sister/frenemy podcast Very Legal Very Cool

Episode 55 - Night in the Word ft. Scott Benson

This week Zac and Michael are joined by Scott Benson, creator of Night in the Woods and founding member of The Glory Society worker co-op. We dive into Scott's past in Christian ska bands, losing faith while you're in ministry, making games without bosses and the legend of Ska Mom. 

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Outro Music: The Vicars - Twilight of the Gods