Episodes
Sunday Nov 01, 2020
Episode 44 - Jesus: the Original Shitposter
Sunday Nov 01, 2020
Sunday Nov 01, 2020
This week Zac and Michael are confronted by the newest member of antifa--John Piper! Fortunately, John "Wayne" Grudem is there to bring him back into the fascist fold. Finally, they are confronted by a new, terrifying house of worship--PATRIOT CHURCH!
Sunday Oct 25, 2020
Episode 43 - WAR (ROOM): What is it Good For?
Sunday Oct 25, 2020
Sunday Oct 25, 2020
This week Zac and Michael are joined by Kelsey Lahr to mock the 2015 film WAR ROOM, a movie about rich people hiding in closets and pretending they're at war. Somehow, it gets even weirder when foot odor rears its smelly, ubiquitous head. There's Double Dutch!
Sunday Oct 18, 2020
Episode 42 - Christian Grooming for Men
Sunday Oct 18, 2020
Sunday Oct 18, 2020
This week Zac and Michael check in our sickly president--who appears to taking his 'roid rage on the road. Then they dive into the wacky world of Christian hardcore frontman, John Cooper and his leather scented pomades. Then finally, they dig into the creepy and corrupt life of Ravi Zacharias--a man who's mercifully deader with each passing day!
Sunday Oct 11, 2020
Episode 41 - The Trump Virus
Sunday Oct 11, 2020
Sunday Oct 11, 2020
This week Zac and Michael discuss the event of the season, our ongoing pandemic making a fashionably late arrival at the White House! What happens now that Trump and all his toadies have gotten the virus? Is there still hope of intubation?
Then, they look into some Christian responses to our dear leader's illness--including one that isn't even terrible!
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
Episode 40 - Oh Come, All Ye Antifa
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
This week, Zac and Michael desperately try to claw their way back to sanity after listening to two old men yell about who hates socialism more for 90 minutes, then dive into an article from the Institute of Christian Socialism about fascism, the historical role of the church in abetting white supremacy, and how to build a church that fascists fear.
Check out Adam Joyce's great article:
https://christiansocialism.com/christianity-anti-fascism-trump-2020/
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Episode 39 -The Notorious RIP
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Monday Sep 28, 2020
This week Zac and Michael pour a little liquor out for the demise of Supreme Court Justice... Sandra Day O'Connor! We wish her well on her final journey to the pearly gates of Little St. James.
In other news, we check back in on the Falwells--America's sloppiest family since the Simpsons!
Sunday Sep 20, 2020
Sunday Sep 20, 2020
Zac and Michael take a trip back to 1890, where seminary professor and old white dude Russell Carlisle is trying to get his book endorsed by some other old white dudes. His quest will take him to the distant future of 2002, where he discovers just how godless and terrible things have become. Discover the dangers of FM Radio headphones, thrift store mannequins, and hot dog stealing 8 year olds. Learn the dark secret of Church Movie Night. Will Russell ever get his endorsement? Will that really be the entire plot of a feature film? There are only two ways to find out.
Sunday Sep 20, 2020
Episode 37 - The Dumbest Waco
Sunday Sep 20, 2020
Sunday Sep 20, 2020
After a week plagued with technical difficulties, Zac and Michael are back to discuss John Macarthur's persecution kink, envision a world without Men (and cows, and fossil fuels) courtesy of the Transformed Wife, and take the covenant membership class at Watermark Church, a Megachurch recently ranked #1 for Dallas area cults! Learn the secrets of salvation through faithful sharing of your financial information!
Monday Sep 07, 2020
Episode 36 - Dark Rituals of the Zoom Meeting
Monday Sep 07, 2020
Monday Sep 07, 2020
Zac and Michael are back to discuss the latest chapter of Jerry Fallwell Jr saga, check in on the totally normal behavior at the RNC and deep dive into Bespoke Corporate Ritual Designers, divinity school trained marketing consultants here to imbue your zoom round table with transcendental meaning before the next round of layoffs. Grab your sage bundle and cinnamon sticks, we're about to engage in some ancient best practices!
Sunday Aug 23, 2020
Episode 35 - The Democratic Con
Sunday Aug 23, 2020
Sunday Aug 23, 2020
This week Zac and Michael make their first mistake ever by watching the Democratic Convention. Here they are confronted by the stars of daytime television and the most-cop friendly gathering of public officials outside a Klan rally.
But at last, they're faced with the question--what does the DNC stand for? And they learn that no matter what happens, there will always be 2024 to look forward to.