Sh*tty Christians

Episode 34 - Kamala Police

This week's a retrospective of Shitty Christian's finest villains as we discuss Jerry Falwell Jr.'s descent into pantslessness and Kamala Harris being chosen as our first blue-lives-matter Vice President. Finally, John MacArthur explores the noble path of civil disobedience to predictable results.

 

Bonus Reading on Kamala's long, grim history in the criminal justice system: https://theintercept.com/2019/06/09/kamala-harris-san-francisco-catholic-church-child-abuse/

Episode 33 - Fireproof or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Kirk Cameron

The year is 2008, and there is one question on everyone's mind... How do I make my marriage as flame retardant as possible? Join Zac and Michael for the action-packed and church funded  FIREPROOF: 2008's highest grossing independent film and the story of man who loves boats, incognito browsers, and expressing himself through the destruction of household objects. Learn about the Love Dare, a 40-day plan to brainwash your partner into loving you again through basic household upkeep. Discover the secret of the tomato juice. 

Episode 32 - Christian Youtube: Putting the Fun in Fundamentalist

This week Zac and Michael delve into the Christian youtube, from the dangers of mall arcade Halo to Nephilim conspiracy theories to Paul and Morgan, your hip cool Millenial Fundamentalists with very specific opinions on marital blowjobs (against) and sex schedules (for). It's exceedingly normal stuff! 

 

Special Shitty Christians thank you to Lilia Marie Ellis for reading her poem Nightmare and Interpretation 3 for the outro! You can check out more of her work at https://twitter.com/LiliaMarieEllis

Episode 31 - Isis is my Accountability Partner

This week, Zac and Michael welcome the return of Chrisitan Porn Guy, here to share with us the dangers of NBC game shows and the Kroger checkout aisle. We learn how to be better parents by forcing our children to be wartime medics and have Brianna on to discuss the true nature of Hip Hop as defined by Alexander Hamilton.

Episode 30 - The Righteous Ortbergs

This week Zac and Michael discuss hope in a time of hopelessness and get some helpful Christian dating advice before diving into the recent allegations against John Ortberg made public by Ortberg's Son and official SC Decent Person award winner, Daniel Lavery. 

Episode 29 - The Lion the Witch and the War Scene

Zac and Michael are back from sabbatical and ready to tackle the most trying issue of our day, the 2005 Disney Family Adventure™ classic The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. We delve into the creepy Christian billionaire who financed it, the species essentialism of Narnia, and watch helplessly as Disney mashes the corpse of a beloved children's book into the mold of a PG Lord of the Rings. It's even worse than it sounds! 

Episode 28 - Wrestling's Heel Turn ft. Fredo Fabrucci

This week, Zac and Michael are joined by Fredo Fabrucci to discuss America's most problematic sport. We talk growing up with wrestling, why we love it and why it's terrible, and discuss the recent wave of abuse allegations made public using the #speakingout hashtag. 

Follow Fredo! https://twitter.com/Utwitily

Episode 27 - The Deep Church

Zac and Michael discuss the evangelical panic over the Supreme Court not being as awful as they expected, the moral bankruptcy of blue no matter who, and a Catholic archbishop's open letter to Trump begging him to save us from the world's most dangerous threat... The Deep Church. 

Episode 26 - The Assassination of the Church by the Coward Karl Marx

This week Zac and Michael discuss BY WHAT STANDARD, the two hour angry white man "documentary" about how marxists are trying to destroy the Baptist Church from the inside. Find out if Non Binding Resolution No. 9 will kill God! Who will protect our most sacred doctrine, free market economics? Bonus: we discuss the evolution of protesting and how better Human Resources Departments might not save us.

 

Episode 25 - Just Riot Theory

Zac and Michael discuss handwringing over looting, the Evangelical response to George Floyd's murder, and Michael's experience at a protest that made national news. Bonus! Trump attends church the only way he knows how: with extreme prejudice.  

Our buddy Tee was shot with six rubber bullets and a tear gas canister to the head at a Sacramento protest. Their 'crime' was showing up with snacks and water for their friends and fellow activists. They had been on the scene for five minutes. Take a second to listen to their story below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VUf6UVVLOk&feature=youtu.be